Fortunately, Unfortunately

Turbeaux

Fortunately, the girl quickly fashioned highly reflective anti-laser armor and lasers fired at her reflected back to their sources and disabled all of the enemy's laser guns. The girl was awarded several medals for valor and creativity by her general and received an honorable discharge for her feat.

Ypogegrammeni

Unfortunately, the discharge turned out to come with a free UTI.

Turbeaux

Fortunately, it was easily cured with a short course of inexpensive and widely available antibiotics.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately it was only a stopgap measure; the UTI was terminal and could only be delayed.

Turbeaux

Fortunately, she was able to transfer her consciousness into a robot before her body died.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately the robot was a T-800 series Terminator.

Turbeaux

Fortunately, the girl Terminator was so good-hearted that she did not go on a killing spree.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately Skynet came online and took control of her combat chassis.

Turbeaux

Fortunately, the fairy king's good brother used his magick to neutralize Skynet.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately Skynet had assassinated the fairy king's brother's mother's mother by sending a Terminator back in time.

Turbeaux

Fortunately, after Skynet erased humanity it left Earth which turned into a peaceful and beautiful planet.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately there were several rebellious sub-units that broke away when it left, and starting dividing up the planet between them

Turbeaux

Fortunately, enough time passed for corvids to gain sapience and they launched a successful attack on the sub-units. They were utterly destroyed.

DarthedDroids

Unfortunately it meant the extinction of the corvids

Turbeaux

Fortunately, everything starting with the UTI was a very bad dream and the girl is still alive and well.

Ypogegrammeni

Unfortunately, that means we are in an M. Night Shyamalan film.

DarthedDroids

Fortunately, that was also a dream

Turbeaux

Unfortunately, the girl had been chewed on by bedbugs and rats in during her slumber and was not awoken because her brain was so focused on her dreams within dreams.

DarthedDroids

Fortunately a healing salve was applied by some of the faeries

Turbeaux

Unfortunately, it simply helped keep the wounds from getting septic and did nothing to repel the bedbugs and rats.

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