Turbeaux Unfortunately, the dancing was too vigorous and everyone fell through the dry-rot-weakened wooden floor.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, these helpful termites had chewed their way through the wooden subfloor and continued to fall downwards with the girl, bedbugs, and rats due to the weakness that they had created in the subfloor
DarthedDroids Fortunately there was a lot of water in the cave, and the reflected sunlight shining through the hole the girl and assorted mammalian and bug fellows had fallen through was powerful enough to ward off the vampire bats.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the water was full of pathogens from the bats' feces and the girl got very ill.
DarthedDroids Fortunately, the bear we left behind several posts ago appeared with a lot of medicine.
DarthedDroids Fortunately the medicine was sealed in water-tight and vampire bat-proof bags that floated.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the bear's large and warm body attracted more bats and they left the medicine alone but completely exsaguinated the bear and the girl.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, it also severely sunburned the girl because she was quite pale from blood loss.
DarthedDroids Fortunately her sunburns turned into sparklies because she'd been bit by a vampire bat already
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the medicine proved to be ineffective because it had been manufactured in a country with no regulations. It was just calcium carbonate and powdered bear feces.
Caracasus Fortunately, utterly fed up with the sheer number of bear poo based 'medicines', an international regulatory body was able to shut down production at Bear Poo Inc. And was able to rush out real medicine in time to those affected by the illegal medicines.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the person tasked with delivery of new medicine to the girl got lost in the cave.
