Turbeaux Fortunately, the fairy king had terminal eczema and passed away immediately after the marriage.
Turbeaux Fortunately, he was not evil and used his fairy magic to heal the girl and teleport her home right before the wedding.
Turbeaux Fortunately, the good brother fairy immediately secured an annulment and healed the girl and teleported her home immediately after that.
Esterild Unfortunately, her parents had already resigned themselves to her loss and obtained a replacement daughter, with whom they had bonded nicely.
Turbeaux Fortunately, the replacement daughter had wooden bones that were infested with termites and she fell apart so the child's parents had to rebond with her.
Esterild Unfortunately, the girl had a distinct taste for the macabre, so she used magic she had picked up from the fairies to reanimate her parents' replacement daughter into a soulless slave that would do her misguided bidding.
DarthedDroids Fortunately her good husband-to-be (unwillingly because of his courtiers) managed to convince her that reanimating the dead was an affront to nature and that it would be best for everyone if she left the dead, termite-riddled bones to lie in peace.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, a zombie had scratched the replacement daughter right before she died so she was reanimated anyway.
Esterild DarthedDroids Unfortunately, the girl's parents stumbled out of bed blearily at that very moment, not yet having had their coffee, and the Vigilant mistook them for zombies.
DarthedDroids Fortunately Stendarr himself intervened and prevented his adherent from killing the girl's parents.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the girl lost a shoe during the dance-off and it knocked over a rack of lights. This rack crushed the other country's team and sparked a shooting war.
