So I got Issue 1000 yesterday and it's a beaut. Sadly I felt I had to dismiss it because UAB isn't a representative democracy (NS still thinks that if you're not a dictatorship you must have standard multi-party parliamentary system) but it did make me smile.
Also noticing that Errinundera has 4 of the top 10 nations in Forest for crime rates. What kind of example is that for the boss to set?