Last User to Post Here Wins

Zerphen

Need I remind you all of my immeasurably high quality mangos, available for anyone who accepts bribes, diplomatic gifts, fruit baskets, and the like?

Special consideration may be given to otters whose mangos are being held for ransom, or not ransom apparently.

Otter

Mangos? It’s not even mango season‽

Zerphen

Otter I have a sizable but measurably large supply of immeasurably high quality mangos available at all times.

Malaya_Otherly

Zerphen Mangoes? I’m interested…

Jutomi

It’s always mangrove season in Forest.

After all, where else would all of the mengo?

Zerphen

Yemen, presumably.

Jutomi

Oman, you might be onto something there.

Jutomi

So the mangoes in the bar… [insert punchline here]

Malaya_Otherly
Trust me, you don’t want their petty antibribes. They’re probably in kahoots with Big Otter (aka Garbelia and Lontranutria)

Zerphen

Jutomi gasp! Antibribes? Collusion with Big Otter? I would never!

On another, completely unrelated note, might you be interested in mangos laced with debilitating pathogens that would put your diplomatic department out for a few weeks?

Otter

Jutomi I thought you signed the NDA, and that we would not talk about the incident on the 29th… Oh.

Malaya_Otherly

Zerphen Our department could do with some weeks of rest… We’re in.

Jutomi

maybe

Jutomi

That NDA was a fraud and you know it. Even the signature was a forgery, and it wasn’t a very good one at that. I can see where they went wrong, but despite popular belief, my signature is not a 1st grade drawing of a unicorn. Not anymore.

Garbelia

Of course, we all know your signature now.

You thought you had won, but let me be clear. Big Otter always wins, be it via nefarious mango related means or bread based subterfuge.

Jutomi

I won for a whole 7 mo-hey THAT’S MY SIGNATURE

There. I have finalized the paperwork. This thread is contractually mine now.
As an aside that segue was peak

Dharitara

What’s the reward for winning anyways?

Garbelia

I think there have been a few over the course of time, but I’m sure we can work it out once the last person posts
(which is this post, I win)

Jutomi

No reward beats the sweet gratitude that is knowing you’re the winner. And also the sound of silence.

Garbelia

Being the ultimate winner probably means either this forum goes down or Forest dies as a community, neither of which are particularly satisfying rewards.

Jutomi

Or this forum becomes such a bustling hub of activity that this thread gets lost to the dark recesses of time, only rediscovered one day by a whispering archivist by candlelight deciding either to not disrupt the slumber or raise it from the dead, attempting to claim victory only to usher in a new era of warfare so intense that the very fabrics of the cosmos itself implode on one another, resulting in a new universe.

Or MS gets tired of us spamming their forum and shuts just this thread down, artificially claiming the victor or taking the win for themself. One of those two things.

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