AltmerDominion Fortunately, Loki was not very proficient in 'Grootese', saying 'I am Groot' when he really should have said 'I am Groot'.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the child's ticks and mites were never killed by the nuclear-powered fleabots and had grown huge due to their exposure to radiation. They killed Loki and the Avengers.
Turbeaux Fortunately, the mites and ticks regretted killing Loki and the Avengers so much that they would not kill again.
AltmerDominion Fortunately, as they were still very young, the mite and tick children were very inefficient at continuing in the steps of their parents.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, they developed insecticide resistance because their parents were exposed to radiation from the fleabots. If even one or two were to get aggressive, there would be carnage.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, their latent aggression was absorbed by the tick and she turned on the child and drank some of his/her radioactive blood and grew to the size of a mountain.
DarthedDroids Fortunately the tick was crushed under her own weight because physics does not work like a cartoon.
AltmerDominion Unfortunately , upon being crushed, the radioactive blood cascaded out of the tick like a tidal wave.
DarthedDroids Fortunately a portal mysteriously opened beneath the squashed tick to swallow all of that blood and the corpse before closing.
Turbeaux Unfortunately, the portal had no reason to follow US regulations because it originated in the netherworld.
Esterild Fortunately, netherworld regulations also turned out to prohibit consumption of this child's defective soul.
