Hey now, get out of my chair! I win!
I will retake my throne once I refinish the legs and adjust the bottoms so it rests squarely on the floor again. I win!
Unexpected drive-by winning. 🙂
Uan-aa-Boa I hope that you were driving an electric vehicle charged using sustainable power at a moderate speed.
I am going to wheel over in my manual wheelchair and sit down. I win!
Turbeaux I have replaced the throne with a main battle tank and claim my spot. I win.
This tank is sure comfy! Thank you! I win again!
EDIT: Looks like I won!
Winner at losing! I win!
14 days... maybe no one will ever come back. In which case, I win!
No, I am here. I am going to build a wall and anyone planning to post will have to get past it:
The gap is for migratory non-human animals only and is monitored 24/7/365 by the security forces of @Turbeaux ! I win!